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POR CULPA DE LA UNIVERSIDAD, MENOS J\u00d3VENES VAN A ESE TEMPLO DEL SABER Y LA CULTURA, QUE ES EL EJ\u00c9RCITO<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n
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Habiendo conocido previamente el candidato que Su Seren\u00edsima Se\u00f1or\u00eda el Presidente del jurado que atribuye la Palma de Honor deb\u00eda presentar ante los miembros de tan ilustre tribunal, al iniciarse la sesi\u00f3n, \u00e9stos estaban pr\u00e1cticamente en rebeli\u00f3n contra la alta autoridad.
As\u00ed, sin m\u00e1s pre\u00e1mbulo y pasando por encima de todas las reglas de funcionamiento del ilustre tribunal, fue el Honorable miembro economista que, con su tradicional, acad\u00e9mico y \u00a0\u00a0florido lenguaje se hizo portavoz del sentimiento de todos sus colegas.
\u00a1Puta la we\u00e1, Su Seren\u00edsima Se\u00f1or\u00eda! \u00bfC\u00f3mo chucha pretende premiar a un we\u00f3n con cara de pajero que apenas conocen unos cuantos weones de su cag\u00e1 de partido, a saber, esa we\u00e1 de la UDI?
<\/em><\/strong><\/em><\/strong>Su Seren\u00edsima Se\u00f1or\u00eda lo escuch\u00f3 con los ojos cerrados, concentrado e imperturbable, antes de responder pausadamente, sin soberbia ni agresividad, pedag\u00f3gico y elegante, conforme a su reconocida personalidad.
\u201cHonorables, perm\u00edtanme recordarles que uno de los deberes de este honorable tribunal es precisamente ir hasta lo m\u00e1s profundo de la sociedad para sacar a la luz esos seres a menudo ignorados a pesar del tama\u00f1o de sus atributos\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/em><\/strong>, dijo solemnemente antes de cuestionarlos.
\u201cOs desaf\u00edo a que encuentren a alguien con mayores opciones que las que dej\u00f3 ver Guillermo Ram\u00edrez, el presidente de ese fan club de Pinochet que es la UDI, cuando afirm\u00f3 que por culpa de la gratuidad de la ense\u00f1anza universitaria hab\u00eda menos j\u00f3venes que iban a ese templo de las artes y las letras, del saber y la cultura que es el Ej\u00e9rcito\u201d.
<\/em><\/strong><\/em><\/strong>Como es f\u00e1cil imaginar, el profundo silencio que sigui\u00f3 a tan contundente argumento fue la manifestaci\u00f3n m\u00e1s elocuente de la capacidad de convicci\u00f3n de Su Seren\u00edsima Se\u00f1or\u00eda, lo que no pod\u00eda sino culminar en el asentimiento un\u00e1nime de todos los Honorables para otorgar la Palma de Honor con laureles y en su grado m\u00e1ximo al joven presidente de la UDI Guillermo Ram\u00edrez.<\/em><\/strong>
Despu\u00e9s, rompiendo con la costumbre y como ese d\u00eda la sesi\u00f3n hab\u00eda tenido lugar al caer la tarde, los Honorables se dirigieron satisfechos del deber cumplido no al Cap Horn, sino a El Camino, otro de los restaurantes chilenos de Par\u00eds, donde el tama\u00f1o del pisco sour est\u00e1 como para invitar a una subalterna y el cebiche es de primera.
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