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\u00a1 UNA PALMA DE HONOR PARA MAYOR GLORIA DE DIOS<\/strong> !<\/h2>\n\n\n
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Los Honorables Miembros del no menos honorable Jurado de la Palma de Honor quedaron at\u00f3nitos cuando Su Seren\u00edsima Se\u00f1or\u00eda, apenas ubicado en la estrada que domina la sala de sesiones, ya ataviado con su peluca empolvada y su capa de armi\u00f1o, con un ostensible gesto, se persign\u00f3: \u201cEn el nombre del Padre del Hijo\u2026etc\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/em><\/strong>, antes de continuar con un: \u201cEn el nombre de Dios se abre la sesi\u00f3n\u2026\u201d

<\/em><\/strong><\/em><\/strong>Y antes que florecieran las evidentes interrogantes, como es su costumbre, SSS fue a saciar la curiosidad de los Honorables.

\u201cHoy vamos a demostrar urbi et orbi que, a pesar de nuestra condici\u00f3n de ateos, agn\u00f3sticos, anticlericales y comecuras, no tenemos ning\u00fan problema en reconocer los m\u00e9ritos de un eclesi\u00e1stico del m\u00e1s alto nivel\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/em><\/strong>, comenz\u00f3 expresando.

\u201cEste santo var\u00f3n<\/em><\/strong><\/em><\/strong>\u00a0– continu\u00f3 SSS – ha manifestado su satisfacci\u00f3n por el hecho que la modificaci\u00f3n de la restringida ley sobre el aborto en Chile, a pesar de las promesas, no parece tener urgencia\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/em><\/strong>.

\u201cDebemos comprender las razones de su satisfacci\u00f3n, pues son el mejor antecedente para otorgarle nuestro trofeo que podr\u00e1 compartir con todos los miembros de la empresa que dirige\u201d,<\/em><\/strong><\/em><\/strong>\u00a0agreg\u00f3.

\u201cEn el fondo<\/em><\/strong><\/em><\/strong>, continu\u00f3 SSS, monse\u00f1or comprende bien que, si se da a las mujeres \u201cchipe\u201d libre\u201d para que aborten, las muy cochina podr\u00e1n tener relaciones sexuales sin m\u00e1s motivo que el placer carnal y, lo que es peor, faltando al sagrado deber que les encarg\u00f3 el mism\u00edsimo Dios, cual es el de fabricar chiquillos\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/em><\/strong>, explic\u00f3 en seguida, demostrando sus profundos conocimientos en teolog\u00eda.

\u201cHay que comprender que, si no hay chiquillos, no habr\u00e1 alumnos en los colegios religiosos y los curas que los regentan no podr\u00e1n manifestar su profundo afecto y amor hacia los que est\u00e1n a su cargo\u201d,<\/em><\/strong><\/em><\/strong>\u00a0coment\u00f3 SSS en seguida.

SSS hizo notar luego la multiplicidad de los intereses de este ilustre prelado, demostrada al interesarse por el Festival de la Canci\u00f3n de Vi\u00f1a del Mar y uno de los artistas que ah\u00ed se presenta con un tema que dice relaci\u00f3n con el calvario, no aquel del cual su empresa tiene la patente registrada, sino con el tormento que pueden sufrir y han sufrido los homosexuales\u2026

En ese momento, los Honorables Miembros, sin esperar mayores antecedentes y demostrando su profunda agudeza mental, proclamaron al feliz ganador de la Palma de Honor: \u201c\u00a1\u00a1\u00a1 Monse\u00f1or Fernando Chomal\u00ed, cardenal arzobispo de Santiago!!!, <\/em><\/strong><\/em><\/strong>exclamaron.

Y, sin m\u00e1s por esta vez, se fueron a brindar no con pisco sour sino con vino de misa.

A.M.G.D<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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