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CORDERO CON GASTROENTERITIS CEREBRAL<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n
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Bien a pesar de que se trataba de presidir la trig\u00e9simo primera sesi\u00f3n del Honorable Jurado de la Palma de Honor, Su Seren\u00edsima Se\u00f1or\u00eda inici\u00f3 el acto sin ninguna solemnidad, vestido con abrigo de calle y sombrero, pero sin la capa de armi\u00f1o ni la peluca empolvada correspondiente a su alta funci\u00f3n.

M\u00e1s a\u00fan, hab\u00eda guardado un termo, el que al ser destapado dej\u00f3 escapar un fuerte aroma de caf\u00e9 \u201ccon malicia<\/em>\u201d, m\u00e1s malicioso que caf\u00e9.

\u201cHace mucho fr\u00edo\u201d,<\/em><\/strong><\/em><\/strong>\u00a0dijo entres diente a modo de explicaci\u00f3n, la que nadie le hab\u00eda pedido.

As\u00ed, sin m\u00e1s, inici\u00f3 la sesi\u00f3n con un discurso de presentaci\u00f3n de la que, en este caso, ser\u00eda la candidata al connotado galard\u00f3n para ser sometida a voto de la asamblea de Honorables miembros (HM), antes de decidir \u00e9l, como corresponde en toda democracia.

\u201cHay algunos que dicen que com\u00fan y naturalmente hay una concordancia entre el apellido de una persona, cuando este corresponde<\/em><\/strong><\/em>\u00a0al nombre de un animal, con la personalidad que tiene dicho individuo\u201d,<\/strong>\u00a0declar\u00f3.

Los honorables se miraron entre s\u00ed sin comprender qu\u00e9 ten\u00eda que ver el discurso de SSS con la atribuci\u00f3n de la Palma de Honor.

Sin prestar atenci\u00f3n a las miradas interrogantes, SSS continu\u00f3:
\u201cHoy me permito contestar esa generalizada y absurda idea, pues en el caso de la candidata que quiero proponer, esta deber\u00eda llamarse Mar\u00eda Luisa Rinoceronte, o Mar\u00eda Luisa Hiena o Mar\u00eda Luisa V\u00edbora\u2026Jam\u00e1s Mar\u00eda Luisa Cordero\u201d.<\/em><\/strong><\/em><\/strong>

<\/em><\/strong><\/em><\/strong>\u00a1<\/em>AAAAh!<\/em><\/strong><\/em><\/strong>\u00a0<\/em>Dijeron a coro los HM, al comprender la l\u00f3gica de SSS, antes de aportar cada uno las razones que presentaron como si fuesen propias.

\u201cEntre sus galardones tiene la PLR que le otorg\u00f3 el Colegio M\u00e9dico\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/em><\/strong>, se\u00f1al\u00f3 uno. \u201cY otras con zapatos de f\u00fatbol que se gan\u00f3 en Canal 13 y en Chilevisi\u00f3n\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/em><\/strong>, a\u00f1adi\u00f3 otro, antes que un tercero recordara su innoble declaraci\u00f3n dudando de la ceguera de la senadora Fabiola Campillay, provocada por el disparo de un paco.

\u00a1Stop!<\/em><\/strong><\/em><\/strong>\u00a0Exclam\u00f3 SSS, al tiempo que golpeaba la mesa con su martillo de madera. \u201cSi comenzamos a enumerar las causales que determinan el otorgarle nuestro preciado galard\u00f3n a esta se\u00f1ora, tenemos para toda la noche\u201d.
<\/em><\/strong><\/em><\/strong>As\u00ed fue que, despu\u00e9s de reconocer el valor de todas las razones aludidas, recuperando la solemnidad que le es tan propia, SSS sentenci\u00f3:
\u201cHay una raz\u00f3n superior y es la que sin duda le dio la sabia Naturaleza para complementar su natural simpat\u00eda, cual es la de tener un cerebro con gastroenteritis\u201d.<\/em><\/strong><\/em><\/strong>

<\/em><\/strong><\/em><\/strong>Y sin m\u00e1s, despu\u00e9s de cerrar la sesi\u00f3n, SSS y los HM partieron a\u2026 no les digo donde porque ustedes ya saben.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

CORDERO CON GASTROENTERITIS CEREBRAL Bien a pesar de que se trataba de presidir la trig\u00e9simo primera sesi\u00f3n del Honorable Jurado de la Palma de Honor, […]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":211878710,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","_crdt_document":"","advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[55294247],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9499","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chile"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pdoWOp-2td","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":11329,"url":"https:\/\/lekahuin.com\/?p=11329","url_meta":{"origin":9499,"position":0},"title":"Palma de Honor N\u00ba 37","author":"Le Kahuin","date":"26 octobre 2024","format":false,"excerpt":"PALMA DE HONOR ES OTORGADA POR UNANIMIDAD\u00a0Y EN VERDADERO TIEMPO R\u00c9CORD Cuando Su Seren\u00edsima Se\u00f1or\u00eda, el presidente del Ilustr\u00edsimo Jurado de la Palma de Honor, ataviado con su blanca peluca y su capa de armi\u00f1o, lleg\u00f3 para instalarse en el estrado que domina la elegante sala decorada con maderas preciosa\u2026","rel":"","context":"Dans "Palma de Honor"","block_context":{"text":"Palma de Honor","link":"https:\/\/lekahuin.com\/?cat=55294256"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lekahuin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Palma-de-Honor-Monsalve.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lekahuin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Palma-de-Honor-Monsalve.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lekahuin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Palma-de-Honor-Monsalve.jpg?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lekahuin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Palma-de-Honor-Monsalve.jpg?resize=700%2C400&ssl=1 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lekahuin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Palma-de-Honor-Monsalve.jpg?resize=1050%2C600&ssl=1 3x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lekahuin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Palma-de-Honor-Monsalve.jpg?resize=1400%2C800&ssl=1 4x"},"classes":[]},{"id":10413,"url":"https:\/\/lekahuin.com\/?p=10413","url_meta":{"origin":9499,"position":1},"title":"Palma de Honor n\u00ba 34","author":"Le Kahuin","date":"22 juillet 2024","format":false,"excerpt":"EL DILEMA DEL JURADO DE LA PALMA DE HONOR Estamos viviendo un grave momento de crisis, debido a la importancia y trascendencia misma de nuestro galard\u00f3n\". 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